"$45 dollars for bedazzled mouse ears? Baby, you want these or you want to go to college?"
There's the Disney World of your kid's dreams. And then there's the stroller-filled, ten-hour, 105°F in the shade-day Disney World.
Parents have all experienced the latter (Another ride on Splash Mountain? Okay, sweetie!). Parents have all waited in an endless line with a hungry, tired kid. Parents have all secretly wished Disney's water fountains spouted vodka. Now, moms and dads can all commemorate the classic woes of the Most Magical Place on Earth in a hilarious video from Georgia-raised comic, John Crist.
With humorous cracks ranging from "Oh great, now my wife wants a photo with Gaston! Perfect!" to "Oh, for heavens sake, pick up your garbage and throw it away. This isn't Six Flags," it's no surprise the Facebook video Crist shared on July 29th has racked up 16 million views and counting.
Interestingly, Crist doesn't have children, but we're sure growing up as one of eight homeschooled siblings gave him plenty of inspiration.
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Meanwhile, Disney, we assure you, we love you just the same. But Crist really does raise a valid point about those bedazzled mouse ears...